invisiblemess:

(Source: punchpolygons)

hyperchondriasis:

…or the day after tomorrow

(Source: shantidraws)

(Source: drunkrocker)

(Source: arkaron)

(Source: superpunch2)

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

At tax time when I write off my school supplies

teacherthoughtbubble:

I’m all:

enterthedreamatorium:

Stop scrolling.

“Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? I’ve never heard a stupider stupid thought in my life. Wait. No. That sounds bad. Misguided, is that a nicer word? I don’t mean that YOU’RE stupid, but just your thoughts are stupid—

Right, anyway. Popped by in the TARDIS to remind you that I have never met someone who isn’t important. And if you’re clever and want to tell me we’ve never met, I’d like to remind you I said, ‘Hi! I’m the Doctor,’ and that counts as an introduction.

You matter. Just remember that. You matter.”

(Source: mishaisourking)

halffizzbin:

A loving tribute to fanfiction clichés!

(for hungrylikethewolfie, who also lives a trope-appreciation life ♥ )

Download HERE!

LYRICS

We all strive to be original
Don’t want to be called out on a cliché
Some feel shame in writing more of the same
But baby that’s not the way
I like what I like, and I don’t feel bad
That my favorite stories have always had—

Sex pollen, I’m fallen’ in love
Clothes-sharing fits me like a glove
Folks that keep talking in their sleep 
While they huddle for warmth to survive, I’m dreaming of
Mistletoe kisses for the holiday season
And getting fake-married for a stupid reason
I’ve read it before but I just want more
Call them contrived but the tropes keep the fandom alive

Biology or some ritual
Means they must have sex so they don’t die
A magic spell turns someone into a kitten
Then a potion makes them unable to lie
A soul-bond, and now they’re in each other’s minds
My favorite fics always wind up having

[CHORUS]

You can go Harlequin or to a coffeeshop 
Or back to high school with the genders swapped
Make them meet online, make them suffer and pine
And if you’re feeling bold, maybe
Make a man have a baby

[CHORUS]

…I’m unoriginal to my very core

Give me slaves in collars, a little h/c
Hookers, strippers, bartenders, or all three
Kinky wings, heat cycles and everything
Familiar and sweet, make my life complete with
Practice kissing turning friends lovers,
Awkward boners between step-brothers
Truth or Dare, spin the bottle, photographers in love with models
It’s contrived but the tropes make me feel alive

Give me just one more fairytale AU…